THE west virginia mollohans

                               The West Virginia Mollohans -- -- A parody … sung to the beverly hillbillies -- 
 
IIIIIIII’m … gonna tell y’all the story ‘bout the mollohan Clan
Buncha new mountaineers -- startin’ in ‘merica’s promised land
When one day they decided tuh leave the hills
They moved into town – got jobs -- n even paid their bills

… … The MOLLOHAN CLAN
Jobs that is – indoor plumbing – toilets … … E-leK-tris-i-ty
… … The West Virginia Mollohans
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Soooo – the first thing ya’ know … Bob’s not a millionaire
-n- mostah William’s family ... pert near got throwed out on its ear
-n- just when the families ... are gonna be forecl0000000sed ... ...
They build a sawmill -- -- Mollohan Mill
… … … …-n- started a-wearin' “city clothes”
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… … The MOLLOHAN CLAN
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Sorta civil types – hardwood floors (say whut?) – “what u talkin ‘bout William?
… … … … … shower-baths … … E-leK tris-i-ty
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Nowwww -- I kaint tellya dat ...  none-tha boys did no 'shinin'
It were dere West-VA version … of dere Kreative Financin
It's been a durn pleasure meetin you-ins doin yur
... ... ... ... ... dub dub dub Face-Bookin'
While we're spread across our land n doing
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... ... ... definite Quantity Time … and Roots retracin'
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... ... THE WEST VIRGINIA MOLLOHANS
To be continued … … … 01/12/2019 … w h mollohan
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